Hi, I'm Mario (not really) *wink wink*

Volleyball & Nutella.

International Relations.

Eh...Have a look.

Pandora: “Here, have your favorite song, sunshine.”

No, she hasn’t cheated. We just…have a lot of differences I guess.

Things aren’t that extreme yet. I just don’t see us talking for….a few days.

First: “I already acknowledged it and realized it’s rude and inconsiderate…”

1 minute after: “But you don’t let me get there. You don’t fucking allow me a second” (by “there” she means “the point in which she can finally ask me how I’m doing”).

I don’t get women.

Ehhh…not that far yet.

Things went fnsdjgnjfnsjgd.

I’m just an ordinary guy…

You don’t just go and end a relationship from one day to the other just like that…